Mario, I am not.
So, when I was walking to find lunch on Thursday, something caught my eyes as I was heading down the hill. Since the thing was white, big and heading towards me, and it was snowing, I assumed it was a giant snow boulder. I had only a split second to react, so I jumped over it.
Or tried to, anyway. More like I jumped a bit early, and landed on it, when I discovered it was actually a white plastic grocery bag, blowing in the wind. No, I don't know why I thought it was a snow boulder. Sadly, there was someone else around to witness this -- another pedestrian.
Good to know that if I am ever transported to the Mushroom Kingdom, I will die with the first Goomba attack.
Or tried to, anyway. More like I jumped a bit early, and landed on it, when I discovered it was actually a white plastic grocery bag, blowing in the wind. No, I don't know why I thought it was a snow boulder. Sadly, there was someone else around to witness this -- another pedestrian.
Good to know that if I am ever transported to the Mushroom Kingdom, I will die with the first Goomba attack.