Laugh for the day

[beccastareyes]

I am constantly amused by the fire station near me -- I live between a fire station and a shopping center, and a graveyard and a cell phone tower, and the fire station is on the way to the bus stop. It has a sign with announcements in front of it. Normally these are things about elections or CPR classes or looking for volunteer firefighters. Last month was 'Cayuga Heights Fire Department: Saving your assets since 19xx' (there was a date there, but I forget it. Anyway, I sometimes read it as 'Cayuga Heights Fire Department: Saving your asses since 19xx', but I figured it was just because I'm never fully awake before noon, and there was no way the Fire Department intended for it to be a play on words.

But, now the sign says 'Cayuga Heights Fire Department: now with more chainsaw!' and I am forced to conclude that the person with the box of letters has a sense of humor that I approve of.