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yoshimaryesterday. I've been told it was funny, so I crossposted it here.
It's an application for a Harry Potter RPG character. I don't think I need to say more.
CrystalAurora Keir
Did she miss a space in that, or did her parents genuinly name her two names in one? It IS Harry Potter, but this is out there for that.
Hey, CrystalAurora, can we call you Ca (pronounced Ka)? that's it -- if I ever RP against anyone with a weird name, I'm gonna come up with a silly nickname for them.
Description: Platinum Blonde Hair, gray eyes
History:My Father killed my mother and then someone killed my father when he was doing something with dark wizards and witches.
Thank you for the vague backstory... either tell it in third person so we can get more details, or have some frickin emotion in the first person -- Ca, you sound like you are rattling off a grocery list, not your parents' horrible deaths. I won't even mention the 'something with dark witches and wizards' -- for all we know it could be anything from playing Bridge with them to turning them towards the side of Justice, to sacrificing them to the Monsterous Zoalmegustar.
I live with a strange wizarding family that hates the dark arts.
As opposed to all the 'normal' Wizarding familes that think killing Muggles and torturing people are pefectly okay practices?
When I learn the Killing curse I'm gonna kill them for saying bad things about the dark arts.
That's nice, deary... write to me from Azkaban. I hear it's nice in the spring.
Seriously, the whole 'I never knew my real parents, but they must be better than my adopted parents who do all sorts of things to keep me out of trouble (like learning illegal magic) and who feed me and clothe me' has been done to death. I'd like to see a character who loves her adopted family to death.
Special powers/ abilities:I can read minds, sense danger, sense when someone is hurt. Ice.
Got it... you can't do magic, but you're a telepath and precog... no Hogwarts for you, Sqib girl! Go play with Professor X.
Ice...
Vaguest. Power. Ever.
Gender:Female
1st choice: Slytherin, just like the rest of my family
2nd choice: Ravenclaw, I'm smart!
Sure you are... wanting to kill people who have taken care of you for over 10 years is smart...
Intresting facts: vampiel, has a pet dragon eclip
So, not only is she a witch with ub3r k3wl13s l33t p0w4s, she's also part vampire for no reason (because this way she gets to look gothic and have powers without that whole bloodlust and avoid sunlight thing) and has a dangerous creature for a pet -- a secret from her well-meaning parents.
So very wrong...
bad_rpers_suck by yoshimaryesterday. I've been told it was funny, so I crossposted it here. It's an application for a Harry Potter RPG character. I don't think I need to say more.
CrystalAurora Keir
Did she miss a space in that, or did her parents genuinly name her two names in one? It IS Harry Potter, but this is out there for that.
Hey, CrystalAurora, can we call you Ca (pronounced Ka)? that's it -- if I ever RP against anyone with a weird name, I'm gonna come up with a silly nickname for them.
Description: Platinum Blonde Hair, gray eyes
History:My Father killed my mother and then someone killed my father when he was doing something with dark wizards and witches.
Thank you for the vague backstory... either tell it in third person so we can get more details, or have some frickin emotion in the first person -- Ca, you sound like you are rattling off a grocery list, not your parents' horrible deaths. I won't even mention the 'something with dark witches and wizards' -- for all we know it could be anything from playing Bridge with them to turning them towards the side of Justice, to sacrificing them to the Monsterous Zoalmegustar.
I live with a strange wizarding family that hates the dark arts.
As opposed to all the 'normal' Wizarding familes that think killing Muggles and torturing people are pefectly okay practices?
When I learn the Killing curse I'm gonna kill them for saying bad things about the dark arts.
That's nice, deary... write to me from Azkaban. I hear it's nice in the spring.
Seriously, the whole 'I never knew my real parents, but they must be better than my adopted parents who do all sorts of things to keep me out of trouble (like learning illegal magic) and who feed me and clothe me' has been done to death. I'd like to see a character who loves her adopted family to death.
Special powers/ abilities:I can read minds, sense danger, sense when someone is hurt. Ice.
Got it... you can't do magic, but you're a telepath and precog... no Hogwarts for you, Sqib girl! Go play with Professor X.
Ice...
Vaguest. Power. Ever.
Gender:Female
1st choice: Slytherin, just like the rest of my family
2nd choice: Ravenclaw, I'm smart!
Sure you are... wanting to kill people who have taken care of you for over 10 years is smart...
Intresting facts: vampiel, has a pet dragon eclip
So, not only is she a witch with ub3r k3wl13s l33t p0w4s, she's also part vampire for no reason (because this way she gets to look gothic and have powers without that whole bloodlust and avoid sunlight thing) and has a dangerous creature for a pet -- a secret from her well-meaning parents.
So very wrong...
