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[beccastareyes]

Online Palmistry
Your Life Line reveals that once you leave home, you do not return. You will tend to move a lot in your life.

Not once I get tenure, I hope... or does this mean I won't?

Your Head Line reveals that you are over-confident and at times brash. Your independent nature often causes you to make impulsive decisions.
Gee, and I thought I was Little Miss Indecisive.

Your Heart Line reveals that you have a masculine nature and are easily aroused by your own desires. You are able to maintain a good balance between the physical and emotional sides that accounts for your warm and generous disposition.
Um... no comment...

Your Fate Line reveals that the early years in your life were full of hard knocks, teaching you that success comes from hard work. Due to this learning process, you will have a late start with your career and financial independance.
What hard knocks? Compared to most of my friends I had a happy and stressfull childhood... and I guess that means I'll be late getting tenure after all

Your Sun Line reveals that your personal success and achievements will come from one of your original ideas or breakthroughs in technology.
Cool! Nobel Prize here I come!

You have a Fire hand. You are a person who is restless, outgoing, ambitious, confident and at times promiscuous. Your optimal career choices are to work as a lawyer, politician, entertainer, and an athlete in non-contact sports.
Promiscuous? Outgoing? Politics? *bursts out laughing*