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beccastareyesI don't know why I bother checking this -- I just end up scaring myself...
Disclamer: This is solely intended for my own amusement... should you find your fic listed here, I would like to point out that all of this would probably be considered in the public domain. If you feel I have slandered your fic, e-mail me and I will gladly read it and give you an honest and detailed opinion of what I think of it.
2. A rude awakening
Kagome suddenly awakens from a terrible dream of InuYasha. Wait a minute? It wasn't just InuYasha's death that was a dream!? Mom, Souta, grandpa! Have you ALL forgotten about InuYasha, the Well and all the adventures to the Sengoku Jidei!? What's wrong wi
Inuyasha - PG - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2094 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
See? This is why I always check my summaries before hitting the okay button -- ff.net does have a word limit, people. And remember your grammar school -- capitalization in titles is your friend. You are not e e cummings.
3. Captives!
Rated R for future chapters. Ever wondered what it would be like if two anime crazed fangirls had the power to leep between all of their fav animes? Don't you feel sorry for hotties like Vash, Koga, Fluffy, Hiei, etc? Very funny!
Misc - R - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2713 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
I weep for the bishounen. Positive point: At leats it's an honest self-insert. Negative: the only people who will find this funny are the author and her friends. Sure, wanting to meet/glomp/seduce/marry your favorite bishounen is a common fangirl urge -- that does NOT mean we want to read a fic about it.
4. YuGiOh! in Castlevania
Cross over between Circle of the Moon and Yu-Gi-Oh! Read if you want to know if Yami is cut out to be a Vampire Slayer! 3 new characters based upon my friends.
Yu-Gi-Oh - PG - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2004 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
Bad crossover idea between two things that have little to do with one another? Check. Gratuitous self-inserts? Check. At least it's a humor fic... though that's small comfort.
5. Medabots vs Beyblades
hey this is my first so R&R:) the title explains it all the way ja ne
Medabots - G - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
People, ff.net gives you the summary space for a reason, and it's not to beg for reviews or try to avoid flames by telling people 'it's my first fic'. Try talking about the STORY. And this is the second humor crossover with a stupid title -- normallyy I don't snark at titles, because I know how hard they can be to come up with but... anything would be better than just naming the two components of your crossover.
6. Shinreigaku Naka Nakayoku
A close friend of Yugi's comes back to Domino, holding the powerful Millenium Bracelet, and abilities that could kill if she wished. Will Yugi's friends accept her? Will her yami and Yami find a lost relationship, but will it last? plz R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - G - English - Action/Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1430 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
And the Mary Sue radar is going off like mad. I am 90% sure that there is no such thing as a 'Millenium Bracelet' -- I am no Yu-gi-oh! expert, but I do know that all seven Millenium items are named. Let's see: the Millenium Puzzle, Eye, Ring, Rod, Scales, Ankh... dang, missing one, which is why I am only 90% certain. Still, fan sites list this -- do your homework. As for writing an Yugi/OC romance -- dangerous waters here. Especcially when it's with a unknown Millenium Item holder with the power to kill. And would it hurt to have a title that fans could understand? Most of us can't speak Japanese.
9. 101 Uses for Nash's Hair
We now return to...the return of 101 Uses returns...returning! An old Lunar classic brought back from the dead. (it was actually saved...wow!) Go ahead, r/r!
Lunar: Silver Star - G - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
I'm just glad this is rated G... I KNOW I don't want to read an R-rated story. And I use the term 'story' loosly -- last I checked, lists were not allowed on FF.net accourdign to the Terms of Service. Get your own webspace, folks.
10. Harry Potter and the Angel of Death
Book 6 fic, Harry returns to Hogwarts and meets a strange new DADA teacher, Voldemort is plotting something...
Harry Potter - PG-13 - English - Suspense/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1369 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
'Strange new DADA teacher' is setting off the MS radar again. I know every HP fic set past the canon has to have one, but the fact he/she is mentioned in the summary... Angel of Death also bodes badly...
11. The New Home
Serena's friends died protecting her. Pluto assures that they will live and is sent to another dimension. There she meets 5 boys. You can vote for pairings!!! R/R
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - PG-13 - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
First of all, Author, the fact you don't care how your characters are paired up... well, it worries me. I ought to send in a vote for Sailor Scout yuri, just to be contrary. Second of all, I've seen 100 fics with about this summary -- unless the Gundum WIng pilots are the reincarnated versions of the Sailor Scouts and get stuck in the skirts, I'm not interested.
13. a Ron and Hermione story
In their 6th year Ron and Hermione realize that they like each other more than friends, but they don't know how to tell the other.(i no this sounds a lot like other ffs but just bare w/ me it gets different.)Ron and Hermione have a great relationship unti
Harry Potter - G - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
The title is better than 'Untitled'... but not by much. And, my dear Author, if you KNOW your story is different than EVERY OTHER Ron/Hermione story, write a summary that sounds different from EVERY OTHER Ron/Hermione story.
15. Grocery Shopping
Heero and Duo are forced to go shopping. Shiver in it's...uh...menacingness!! ^_^ 1x2x1 3x4x3 4xcereal 5+insert-person-of-choice
Gundam Wing/AC - PG-13 - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1763 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
Pointless humor rears it's ugly head. I swear, the comedy recipe du jour of ff.net seems to be insert-character(s)-here does insert-normal-everyday-thing-here and hilarity ensues. Oh, and -insert-character-I-don't-like gets paired up with inanimate-object-of-choice. My Terry Pratchett-worshipping sense of humor is offended by this.
16. Tactics
Ginza District, Tokyo-a playground for yakuza and gamblers alike. Here, Makimachi Misao meets a hustler Takani Megumi and card shark Kamiya Kaoru. Taken under their wing, she learns the art of cheating people out of their money. Drunk fools won't know wha
Rurouni Kenshin - PG-13 - English - Action/Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2396 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
And today's WTF! AU Fic Award goes to this one... well, at least it's still in the right era and part of the word. At leats it's not another high school fic.
17. Vegetrunks!
What do you think would happen if Trunks and Vegeta fused?Well in Dragonball AF they do!Here is something I think would be cool to happen!Please R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - PG-13 - English - Action/Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
Why must every Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon fan invent a new name for their fanfic series that basically is insert-series-name insert-letter. Having a nice name doesn't make it canon, folks.
18. Only In Fairy Tales
Tala isnt a normal eighteen year old, she was over weight and had a snobbish twin sister...when she help an elderly lady something odd happens! SORRY if the summery sucks...this is my first LOTR story please R/R
Lord of the Rings - PG - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1173 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
I'd give points for the Sue being overweight, except this type is usually a blatant self-insert. And ocne again, the writer is telling us a story told millions of times before, and has yet to convince me why I should read this one instead of the 50 others on the first few pages of the LotR section. Well, the dysentry she gets from drinking unpurified Middle Earth water will clear that weight problem right up.
Yes, I have issues with 'Girl falls into Middle Earth' fics.
21. Until Morning Comes
[kag/sess] Kagome lives a new life, in the city of Tokyo. Born and raised in America, Kagome is slightly different from those at her new school, which catches someone’s eyes.
Inuyasha - R - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
Oh, god. I spoke too soon... a 'Let's put the cast of insert-series-here in high school so that insert-unlikly-non-canon-ship-here can happen' -_-
22. Book of Challenges
Challenges of writers, please read and review what you think. If your looking for inspiriation, I suggest reading, it might give you and idea or two. Thanks! ~May
Harry Potter - PG-13 - English - Action/Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1264 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
Yet another unfic-fic. Must fight the urge to TOS the suckers...
23. The Lost Riddle
Three mysterious students suddenly start attending Hogwarts. Can Harry and his friends find out the secrets these new students are keeping before its too late?...Basically my version of the fifth book. This is my first fanfic so pleas R/R!
Harry Potter - PG-13 - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3710 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
Sue-radar alert. Also, it smells like someone didn't like the fact Sirius Black bit the big one, so is rewriting the book. AUs just to keep a character alive or a pairing viable are rarly, if ever a good idea, people. Especially not with OCs -- the canon is going wonky enough without them.
24. Untitled
Oh wow, this is the first fic I ever wrote. The FIRST. Yes, that does mean that this sux, but it holds this little place in my heart so It's been reuploaded. I've changed nothing from the original format. Enjoi....i think...
Gundam Wing/AC - PG-13 - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5360 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
The title and summary tell me nothing about the fic. NOTHING. THe author admits it sucks (or sux), and that she could have rewritten it, but she didn't!
Excuse me while I weep for humanity...
I feel better now!
Disclamer: This is solely intended for my own amusement... should you find your fic listed here, I would like to point out that all of this would probably be considered in the public domain. If you feel I have slandered your fic, e-mail me and I will gladly read it and give you an honest and detailed opinion of what I think of it.
2. A rude awakening
Kagome suddenly awakens from a terrible dream of InuYasha. Wait a minute? It wasn't just InuYasha's death that was a dream!? Mom, Souta, grandpa! Have you ALL forgotten about InuYasha, the Well and all the adventures to the Sengoku Jidei!? What's wrong wi
Inuyasha - PG - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2094 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
See? This is why I always check my summaries before hitting the okay button -- ff.net does have a word limit, people. And remember your grammar school -- capitalization in titles is your friend. You are not e e cummings.
3. Captives!
Rated R for future chapters. Ever wondered what it would be like if two anime crazed fangirls had the power to leep between all of their fav animes? Don't you feel sorry for hotties like Vash, Koga, Fluffy, Hiei, etc? Very funny!
Misc - R - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2713 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
I weep for the bishounen. Positive point: At leats it's an honest self-insert. Negative: the only people who will find this funny are the author and her friends. Sure, wanting to meet/glomp/seduce/marry your favorite bishounen is a common fangirl urge -- that does NOT mean we want to read a fic about it.
4. YuGiOh! in Castlevania
Cross over between Circle of the Moon and Yu-Gi-Oh! Read if you want to know if Yami is cut out to be a Vampire Slayer! 3 new characters based upon my friends.
Yu-Gi-Oh - PG - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2004 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
Bad crossover idea between two things that have little to do with one another? Check. Gratuitous self-inserts? Check. At least it's a humor fic... though that's small comfort.
5. Medabots vs Beyblades
hey this is my first so R&R:) the title explains it all the way ja ne
Medabots - G - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
People, ff.net gives you the summary space for a reason, and it's not to beg for reviews or try to avoid flames by telling people 'it's my first fic'. Try talking about the STORY. And this is the second humor crossover with a stupid title -- normallyy I don't snark at titles, because I know how hard they can be to come up with but... anything would be better than just naming the two components of your crossover.
6. Shinreigaku Naka Nakayoku
A close friend of Yugi's comes back to Domino, holding the powerful Millenium Bracelet, and abilities that could kill if she wished. Will Yugi's friends accept her? Will her yami and Yami find a lost relationship, but will it last? plz R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - G - English - Action/Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1430 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
And the Mary Sue radar is going off like mad. I am 90% sure that there is no such thing as a 'Millenium Bracelet' -- I am no Yu-gi-oh! expert, but I do know that all seven Millenium items are named. Let's see: the Millenium Puzzle, Eye, Ring, Rod, Scales, Ankh... dang, missing one, which is why I am only 90% certain. Still, fan sites list this -- do your homework. As for writing an Yugi/OC romance -- dangerous waters here. Especcially when it's with a unknown Millenium Item holder with the power to kill. And would it hurt to have a title that fans could understand? Most of us can't speak Japanese.
9. 101 Uses for Nash's Hair
We now return to...the return of 101 Uses returns...returning! An old Lunar classic brought back from the dead. (it was actually saved...wow!) Go ahead, r/r!
Lunar: Silver Star - G - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
I'm just glad this is rated G... I KNOW I don't want to read an R-rated story. And I use the term 'story' loosly -- last I checked, lists were not allowed on FF.net accourdign to the Terms of Service. Get your own webspace, folks.
10. Harry Potter and the Angel of Death
Book 6 fic, Harry returns to Hogwarts and meets a strange new DADA teacher, Voldemort is plotting something...
Harry Potter - PG-13 - English - Suspense/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1369 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
'Strange new DADA teacher' is setting off the MS radar again. I know every HP fic set past the canon has to have one, but the fact he/she is mentioned in the summary... Angel of Death also bodes badly...
11. The New Home
Serena's friends died protecting her. Pluto assures that they will live and is sent to another dimension. There she meets 5 boys. You can vote for pairings!!! R/R
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - PG-13 - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
First of all, Author, the fact you don't care how your characters are paired up... well, it worries me. I ought to send in a vote for Sailor Scout yuri, just to be contrary. Second of all, I've seen 100 fics with about this summary -- unless the Gundum WIng pilots are the reincarnated versions of the Sailor Scouts and get stuck in the skirts, I'm not interested.
13. a Ron and Hermione story
In their 6th year Ron and Hermione realize that they like each other more than friends, but they don't know how to tell the other.(i no this sounds a lot like other ffs but just bare w/ me it gets different.)Ron and Hermione have a great relationship unti
Harry Potter - G - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
The title is better than 'Untitled'... but not by much. And, my dear Author, if you KNOW your story is different than EVERY OTHER Ron/Hermione story, write a summary that sounds different from EVERY OTHER Ron/Hermione story.
15. Grocery Shopping
Heero and Duo are forced to go shopping. Shiver in it's...uh...menacingness!! ^_^ 1x2x1 3x4x3 4xcereal 5+insert-person-of-choice
Gundam Wing/AC - PG-13 - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1763 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
Pointless humor rears it's ugly head. I swear, the comedy recipe du jour of ff.net seems to be insert-character(s)-here does insert-normal-everyday-thing-here and hilarity ensues. Oh, and -insert-character-I-don't-like gets paired up with inanimate-object-of-choice. My Terry Pratchett-worshipping sense of humor is offended by this.
16. Tactics
Ginza District, Tokyo-a playground for yakuza and gamblers alike. Here, Makimachi Misao meets a hustler Takani Megumi and card shark Kamiya Kaoru. Taken under their wing, she learns the art of cheating people out of their money. Drunk fools won't know wha
Rurouni Kenshin - PG-13 - English - Action/Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2396 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
And today's WTF! AU Fic Award goes to this one... well, at least it's still in the right era and part of the word. At leats it's not another high school fic.
17. Vegetrunks!
What do you think would happen if Trunks and Vegeta fused?Well in Dragonball AF they do!Here is something I think would be cool to happen!Please R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - PG-13 - English - Action/Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
Why must every Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon fan invent a new name for their fanfic series that basically is insert-series-name insert-letter. Having a nice name doesn't make it canon, folks.
18. Only In Fairy Tales
Tala isnt a normal eighteen year old, she was over weight and had a snobbish twin sister...when she help an elderly lady something odd happens! SORRY if the summery sucks...this is my first LOTR story please R/R
Lord of the Rings - PG - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1173 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
I'd give points for the Sue being overweight, except this type is usually a blatant self-insert. And ocne again, the writer is telling us a story told millions of times before, and has yet to convince me why I should read this one instead of the 50 others on the first few pages of the LotR section. Well, the dysentry she gets from drinking unpurified Middle Earth water will clear that weight problem right up.
Yes, I have issues with 'Girl falls into Middle Earth' fics.
21. Until Morning Comes
[kag/sess] Kagome lives a new life, in the city of Tokyo. Born and raised in America, Kagome is slightly different from those at her new school, which catches someone’s eyes.
Inuyasha - R - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
Oh, god. I spoke too soon... a 'Let's put the cast of insert-series-here in high school so that insert-unlikly-non-canon-ship-here can happen' -_-
22. Book of Challenges
Challenges of writers, please read and review what you think. If your looking for inspiriation, I suggest reading, it might give you and idea or two. Thanks! ~May
Harry Potter - PG-13 - English - Action/Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1264 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
Yet another unfic-fic. Must fight the urge to TOS the suckers...
23. The Lost Riddle
Three mysterious students suddenly start attending Hogwarts. Can Harry and his friends find out the secrets these new students are keeping before its too late?...Basically my version of the fifth book. This is my first fanfic so pleas R/R!
Harry Potter - PG-13 - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3710 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
Sue-radar alert. Also, it smells like someone didn't like the fact Sirius Black bit the big one, so is rewriting the book. AUs just to keep a character alive or a pairing viable are rarly, if ever a good idea, people. Especially not with OCs -- the canon is going wonky enough without them.
24. Untitled
Oh wow, this is the first fic I ever wrote. The FIRST. Yes, that does mean that this sux, but it holds this little place in my heart so It's been reuploaded. I've changed nothing from the original format. Enjoi....i think...
Gundam Wing/AC - PG-13 - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5360 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03
The title and summary tell me nothing about the fic. NOTHING. THe author admits it sucks (or sux), and that she could have rewritten it, but she didn't!
Excuse me while I weep for humanity...
I feel better now!
