| Yet Another Harry Potter Meme |
| What's your One, True Pairing (OTP)? | Don't have one. Don't care. |
| What's your secondary pairing? | Is it too late to vote that Harry dies, Ron stays celibate, Hermione ends up with Victor KRum, and Draco and Ginny marry, as a front for Ginny's affair with Tonks and Draco's obsession with the House ELves? Okay, I don't object to Cedric/Cho, and I like Hermione/Victor because I like being contrary. And Harry/Luna is growing on me. But the fandom scares me. |
| What common fandom ship makes you gag? | Draco/anyone from Gryffindor, unless you are damn talented, fics that make the third member of the Trio out as a bastard trying to obstruct the other two's true love, Remus/Sirius fics where I can't tell if they are supposed to be men... well, any slash like that. And het stories that weaken the female characters. |
| What common fandom ship makes you laugh, because it's so ridiculous? | Draco/Hermione is one. It's just... why this could work if the authors did a lot of character evolution for Draco, most fics seem to assume that Draco will magically become a nice guy, and Hermione will forgive all for Draco is teh hawt. Gag. |
| What ship(s) do you consider canon? | James/Lilly, Arthur/Molly, Lucius/Narcissa, Bellatrix/Rodophus |
| What is the squickiest fandom ship you've seen? | Someone told me about a Dobby/Gollum crossover fic. |
| If you could have JKR's ear, what ship would you: |
| Beg her for? | Damn it, it's her book. If she wants to drop a bomb on Hogwarts or have everyone have a giant orgy, that's her business. |
| Beg her not to use? | See above. |
| Expect her to throw you out for mentioning? | I fully expect that we will laugh at the fangirls over tea. Mmm... tea. |
| Canon questions |
| Could the Prophecy refer to Neville after all? | I don't have my copy of OotP in front of me. I dooubt it, though. Unless Harry dies. Which would be cool. |
| Could it refer to Ginny? (We don't know when her birthday is) | ... You know, I never thoguht of that. |
| Will Sirius return from the veil? | I hope not! That would make me get quite irate with JKR -- characters thta die should stay dead. This is not a comic book. |
| Who's the Half-Blood Prince? | Who knows... |
| Which major character will be the next to die? | I think Dumbledore. If I really wanted to get at Harry, I'd say a Weasley, Hermione, Luna or Neville. |
| Which character you adore are you afraid will die? | If they die, it happens. I move on. As long as it's a meaningful death... |
| Which annoying character do you hope will die? | None. That's petty. |
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