beccastareyes

Especially with ships.

*Yet Another Harry Potter Meme*
What's your One, True Pairing (OTP)?	Don't have one. Don't care.
What's your secondary pairing?	Is it too late to vote that Harry dies, Ron stays celibate, Hermione ends up with Victor KRum, and Draco and Ginny marry, as a front for Ginny's affair with Tonks and Draco's obsession with the House ELves? Okay, I don't object to Cedric/Cho, and I like Hermione/Victor because I like being contrary. And Harry/Luna is growing on me. But the fandom scares me.
What common fandom ship makes you gag?	Draco/anyone from Gryffindor, unless you are damn talented, fics that make the third member of the Trio out as a bastard trying to obstruct the other two's true love, Remus/Sirius fics where I can't tell if they are supposed to be men... well, any slash like that. And het stories that weaken the female characters.
What common fandom ship makes you laugh, because it's so ridiculous?	Draco/Hermione is one. It's just... why this could work if the authors did a lot of character evolution for Draco, most fics seem to assume that Draco will magically become a nice guy, and Hermione will forgive all for Draco is teh hawt. Gag.
What ship(s) do you consider canon?	James/Lilly, Arthur/Molly, Lucius/Narcissa, Bellatrix/Rodophus
What is the squickiest fandom ship you've seen?	Someone told me about a Dobby/Gollum crossover fic.
*If you could have JKR's ear, what ship would you:*
Beg her for?	Damn it, it's her book. If she wants to drop a bomb on Hogwarts or have everyone have a giant orgy, that's her business.
Beg her not to use?	See above.
Expect her to throw you out for mentioning?	I fully expect that we will laugh at the fangirls over tea. Mmm... tea.
*Canon questions*
Could the Prophecy refer to Neville after all?	I don't have my copy of OotP in front of me. I dooubt it, though. Unless Harry dies. Which would be cool.
Could it refer to Ginny? (We don't know when her birthday is)	... You know, I never thoguht of that.
Will Sirius return from the veil?	I hope not! That would make me get quite irate with JKR -- characters thta die should stay dead. This is not a comic book.
Who's the Half-Blood Prince?	Who knows...
Which major character will be the next to die?	I think Dumbledore. If I really wanted to get at Harry, I'd say a Weasley, Hermione, Luna or Neville.
Which character you adore are you afraid will die?	If they die, it happens. I move on. As long as it's a meaningful death...
Which annoying character do you hope will die?	None. That's petty.
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